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The Tale of Two Cows

The following is a short take on the state of the tyrannical governments of the modern world. While it may have been intended to be humourous, it is in fact so close to the truth regarding the ways the government, financial, and economic systems of today operate. SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows. You give one to …

The Tale of Two Cows

The following is a short take on the state of the tyrannical governments of the modern world. While it may have been intended to be humourous, it is in fact so close to the truth regarding the ways the government, financial, and economic systems of today operate.

SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

VENTURE CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public then buys your bull.

Manal Ibham

Manal Ibham

Manal Ibham is a student with a passion in reading and writing on inspired topics and controversial issues that concerns the ummah. She is hoping to progress in the Islamic and science sectors.
Manal Ibham
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